Can’t win them all.
Curse of Womanhood
I'm obsessed with the color mustard yellow
Don’t go to Mexico she said.
If I ever got to meet Joseph Gordon Levitt’s leg…I would hump it. But seriously, he’s the perfect man.
People just don’t appreciate colloquial conversations anymore.
I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore.
God I’m drunk and mean.
You win some you lose some.
Telling people on omegle when they ask ASL that I already hate them isn’t gaining me any friends.
I hate when people say wifey and hubey. You’re married now. Not acceptable words.
Hanging with my bitch tits of a wife and a penis lord bearing sword of a husband are acceptable.
Mad Men dressed, scotch drinking party.
